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The Man Who Did Not Eat Sandwiches

I met an interesting man over the holidays.  This man had an aversion to sandwiches.  He would not consume any edibles inserted between bread products.  This meant no conventional sandwiches (using sliced bread), no submarine sandwiches, no deli-style sandwiches, no … Continue reading

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Consoling a Friend After a Break-Up, As A Man

Your college sweetheart left you for a predentistry major, but that doesn’t mean we all have to suffer.  Everyone goes through bad break-ups, and everyone recovers.  The trick to a speedy turn around is having friends who will support you, … Continue reading

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Adoring Women’s Thighs, As a Man

The gams! Zowie! When I think gams, I usually am referring to the thighs, but in common usage it appears that gams applies to legs in general. Although you don’t normally see the entire bare gam on a daily basis, you can still appreciate a great pair-a-gams when you spot them. Continue reading

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She Should Pontificate More

She should pontificate more. She’s terrific. I kind of like it when a woman talks down to me, making me feel inferior. It’s not that I like to be dominated, but I enjoy a woman who has strong opinions and can stand up for what she believes in. Continue reading

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Can busty female models sell t-shirts to men?

When I see attractive, chesty women featured in ads for t-shirt websites, I occasionally click on them. Yes, I enjoy boobies, and yes, I fantasize about seeing these girls naked. But I still respect them as models, and support them by clicking through to whatever website they are promoting. Continue reading

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Sweaty, orgasmic, magical Ping-Pong

Sweaty, orgasmic, magical Ping-Pong. Impossible, right? Not if you understand the nature of the game, and have the right person to play with. Ping-Pong (or table tennis if you trust Wikipedia) is a fun, physical, and sexy game if you wish it to be. Continue reading

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I miss you, Mildred!

I do really miss you.  It’s difficult for me to say, none of the other women I have met lately don’t measure up to you.  Yes, they are either too young, or too pregnant, but still, you are a much more … Continue reading

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Pubic hair styles for Men – Part 3

You have already trimmed, or shaved your balls and other hairy parts of your genital area, but your “patch” so far has been left untouched. This is the area directly above your schlong, so it’s one of the first areas that people will notice when judging your hairstyle. Continue reading

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Pubic hair styles for Men – Part 2

Removing hair from your balls can be extremely difficult. The wrinkly skin and curly, wiry hairs make it a task no woman would ever attempt, although I think I saw that in a movie once.
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Enjoying camping, as a man – Part 3

It is unlikely that you will be able to bring a woman when you go camping, as they are not something that you can easily fit into a duffel bag. Women also have very little interest in camping, as it is generally unsanitary, and involves a fair amount of nudity. Continue reading

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