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Incredible Celebrity Encounter – Part 3 – Interview Conclusion

Ivan Reitman (catch up on Part 1, if you are confused as to why he’s here) hobbled back inside my place 4 minutes later, reeking of intoxicants (also, peruse Part 2 if you still have no idea what is happening).  His bloodied … Continue reading

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Incredible Celebrity Encounter – Part 2 – Interview with Ivan Reitman

47.5 hours later (read Part 1 if you haven’t already), I was waiting in my humble abode for Ivan Reitman to arrive for our scheduled interview.  I had cleaned up the place a bit, which actually involved hiding nearly everything I … Continue reading

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Incredible Celebrity Encounter – Part 1

Ever since I started blogging, I have become a bit of a celebrity.  I get many opportunities to meet with powerful people, and attend outrageous celebrity parties.  After one such party (don’t worry, I survived), I was approached by an … Continue reading

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Sharing a Poncho

Sharing a poncho is one of those intimate activities that you would be glad to do with any woman who tickles your fancy. And no, I’m not referring to a condom when I say poncho, nor am I speaking of vaginal intercourse when I say sharing. Although that is a pretty good euphemism, might have to use that in a future post. Continue reading

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Sweaty, orgasmic, magical Ping-Pong

Sweaty, orgasmic, magical Ping-Pong. Impossible, right? Not if you understand the nature of the game, and have the right person to play with. Ping-Pong (or table tennis if you trust Wikipedia) is a fun, physical, and sexy game if you wish it to be. Continue reading

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Rachel-Ann, I think we should date

Rachel-Ann, we only met very briefly, as you were busy tending to at least a dozen tables because this particular restaurant rarely has enough staff on hand for sunday morning rushes of the hung over that will inevitably be crowding the eatery, but I noticed something very special about you. Continue reading

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My cousin makes porn

My cousin is in the porn industry. This is no secret. Well, maybe it’s a secret to a few family members, as my grandma doesn’t really need to know. Continue reading

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