Category Archives: Being a Man

The Man Who Did Not Eat Sandwiches

I met an interesting man over the holidays.  This man had an aversion to sandwiches.  He would not consume any edibles inserted between bread products.  This meant no conventional sandwiches (using sliced bread), no submarine sandwiches, no deli-style sandwiches, no … Continue reading

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When You Are Forced to Suck Someone’s Face

Kissing someone is usually a magical moment; your heart beats madly within your chest with anticipation, you near the recipient and can feel their warm breath on your chin, your lips quiver as you begin to mash your face into … Continue reading

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How to Become Internet Famous – Part 2: Create a Meme!

Picking up where I left off in Part 1, I have chosen to become ridiculously famous on the internet by creating a meme.  Through the use of Meme Generator, I will make an original, and hopefully hilarious image meme that … Continue reading

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How to Become Internet Famous – Part 1

Everyone wants to be famous.  And what is the best way to become famous, if you are poor, ugly, and talentless?  The internet. The internet is a land of opportunity for anyone who wants to have their opinion heard, who … Continue reading

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Consoling a Friend After a Break-Up, As A Man

Your college sweetheart left you for a predentistry major, but that doesn’t mean we all have to suffer.  Everyone goes through bad break-ups, and everyone recovers.  The trick to a speedy turn around is having friends who will support you, … Continue reading

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Sharing a Poncho

Sharing a poncho is one of those intimate activities that you would be glad to do with any woman who tickles your fancy. And no, I’m not referring to a condom when I say poncho, nor am I speaking of vaginal intercourse when I say sharing. Although that is a pretty good euphemism, might have to use that in a future post. Continue reading

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Adoring Women’s Thighs, As a Man

The gams! Zowie! When I think gams, I usually am referring to the thighs, but in common usage it appears that gams applies to legs in general. Although you don’t normally see the entire bare gam on a daily basis, you can still appreciate a great pair-a-gams when you spot them. Continue reading

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She Should Pontificate More

She should pontificate more. She’s terrific. I kind of like it when a woman talks down to me, making me feel inferior. It’s not that I like to be dominated, but I enjoy a woman who has strong opinions and can stand up for what she believes in. Continue reading

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Can busty female models sell t-shirts to men?

When I see attractive, chesty women featured in ads for t-shirt websites, I occasionally click on them. Yes, I enjoy boobies, and yes, I fantasize about seeing these girls naked. But I still respect them as models, and support them by clicking through to whatever website they are promoting. Continue reading

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Sweaty, orgasmic, magical Ping-Pong

Sweaty, orgasmic, magical Ping-Pong. Impossible, right? Not if you understand the nature of the game, and have the right person to play with. Ping-Pong (or table tennis if you trust Wikipedia) is a fun, physical, and sexy game if you wish it to be. Continue reading

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