Can busty female models sell t-shirts to men?

Yes, they're large

In short, yes.  When I see attractive, chesty women featured in ads for t-shirt websites, I occasionally click on them.  Yes, I enjoy boobies, and yes, I fantasize about seeing these girls naked.  But I still respect them as models, and support them by clicking through to whatever website they are promoting (SnorgTees! check it out!).

But I do have to concede that having a particularly large busted model does not always work.  Some t-shirts have text or pictures that are easily distorted by those lovely breasts, occasionally to the point that they cannot be interpreted properly.  The photographer of these models generally makes sure it does not happen in the ads, but it does happen when a busty women wears a shirt with a graphic printed on it.

Chinchillin' is not really funny, unless you are a chinchilla farmer.

The model I have chosen to show you is the bustiest one I have seen. From my research, her name is Ashley, and she has a blog here on WordPress called Phoenix Beauty (At least I think it’s her, you never know who’s posting fake blogs now-a-days).  Although she only has a single post, we learn that she does not model for a living, and hopes to be an English teacher someday.  I find her more attractive knowing that she can blog and uses proper sentence structure!  Ashley, if you are reading this, please realize it is a pathetic attempt at humor, and I only seriously mean the nice things I say about you.  The upcoming overly sexual and graphic descriptions of your breasts are meant for amusement only.

Most of the models for t-shirt websites have a slimmer, more athletic build, but with breasts still apparent, and distorting the image on the shirt just enough for the men to notice. I find those women attractive as well, but not quite as intriguing as this one.  She has an expressive face, fantastically cropped hair, and of course, those massive chest-puppies.

I'll do whatever she says.

This picture is my favourite, as it shows a full-body shot, asks us to hold something, and is also mildly sexually suggestive with that look on her face.  And her open mouth.  We can see that the shirt needs to be pulled down to see the image on it, and because of the full-body view, that she is indeed an attractive woman, and not some freak with huge fun-bags.  She has proportionate legs, wide thighs, and enjoys posing in a wide-legged stance for the amusement of internet perverts.

Take note of her beautiful, large, green eyes, tasteful use of eye makeup, and perfectly sculpted eyebrows.  This care and attention to her face shows that she’s not just a model interested in displaying her body, but one who knows that facial expressions are an important selling feature. She realizes that her eyes and eyebrows can define the mood of a picture, generally more than an open mouth.

In conclusion, I love t-shirt models.  They are beautiful, share insightful messages on their clothing, and are actually advertising something I would want to buy (although I’ve never bought a shirt on the internet.  I worry about sizing, since I’m usually somewhere between a small and medium, and the mediums I buy don’t always shrink in the wash.  Plus, when you factor in shipping costs, the shirts aren’t really that cheap, unless you want to buy in bulk, but then you have the sizing problem when you receive 12 shirts that don’t fit.  Dammit!).

Finally, just because this post was about breasts, here’s a banner ad you would see at the top or bottom of a page.

I don't work for SnorgTees, honestly!  But if they want me to write for them, I totally would.

Doesn’t it just scream, “Tits for Sale! Click Here!”

EDIT:  I changed my description of Ashley’s eye colour to Green, as per a comment received from Ashley herself.  It is such an honor to have a comment from the model I was writing about!

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11 Responses to Can busty female models sell t-shirts to men?

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  2. garbarharyarb says:

    Your grueling research is appreciated, good sir! She is indeed the epitome of an attractive woman.

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  8. Ashley says:

    My eyes are green.

  9. To any visually impaired man who understands Braille, and is lucky enough to pat her down, I believe those two big dots of hers spell the letter “C.”

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