Pubic hair styles for Men – Part 1

As a man, I have noticed through independent research of other men (note: porn, not that I go around looking at other guy’s junk) that pubic hair styling is a common trend.  Very rarely will you see a man who lets his crotch fur grow all out; most guys will shave, or at least trim those curlys.  This post will act as a guide for men wondering which pubic hair style is most appropriate, will please the women, and how to perform the tricky act of ball shaving.

First, lets ask why men find it necessary to shave down there.  Because women do it?  Maybe.  Women shave their vaginas because other women are shaving their vaginas (those women in porn videos that their men are watching).  Porn has become so popular with the rise of the internet, that any man with a computer can access as much free pornography as he wishes.  Through all this porn viewing, men have increased their appetite for sex, and for shaved female regions.

Men don’t follow trends like that.  They make responsible decisions based on the situation at hand, and personal opinions.  You don’t want to shave your nuts bare?  Then don’t.  That’s up to you.  But I would recommend at least trimming as much excess hair as you can.  This will open up your pubic region, and totally make your dong look bigger.

To begin trimming, grab some scissors (any kind will do, but I would recommend the kind meant more for snipping, instead of cutting.  These can be found in a sewing kit, or a hair cutting kit, if you have one.  These cut hair more easily than the scissors found in your desk.) , get naked and stand in the shower.  Makes cleanup easier.  Start by carefully snipping at the side of your dick, while shielding your dick with your other hand.  I cannot stress enough to do this carefully. Anytime you are putting share objects near your manhood, you must do it with caution and attention.

Continue snipping all around your wiener, while pulling it out of the way to reach new areas (and hair!  It’s everywhere, I know!).  Snip it as close as you like, I would recommend leaving it a little long the first time, as it may be uncomfortable if it gets too stubbly.  If there are hairs on the shaft, you may want to snip those as close to the base as you can get, since having hair on your dick is not cool, no matter what my mom tells you.  A little bit around the cock is ok, but you really don’t want long stragglers sticking out that could poke someone in the eye.

If you are satisfied that your dick area looks like a well manicured garden, it’s time to move onto the balls.  This is a tricky area, as the wrinkles, curves, and loose skin can cause any number of problems.  Not to mention that your testicles are even more sensitive than your dick (when limp, and I should have noted, never cut your pubes if you have an erection.  No good can come from it.), so extra caution is absolutely necessary to avoid injury.

Due to the overly complex techniques required for nut-sack de-hairing, I will continue with that in Part 2 of this post.

Check back in two days for the thrilling conclusion, and even more manly genital talk!

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  4. John says:

    I’m willing to bet that nobody else in the whole of human existence has ever used the phrase “Due to the overly complex techniques required for nut-sack de-hairing”. So that’s a win for you.

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