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Monthly Archives: August 2010
I do really miss you. It’s difficult for me to say, none of the other women I have met lately don’t measure up to you. Yes, they are either too young, or too pregnant, but still, you are a much more … Continue reading
You have already trimmed, or shaved your balls and other hairy parts of your genital area, but your “patch” so far has been left untouched. This is the area directly above your schlong, so it’s one of the first areas that people will notice when judging your hairstyle. Continue reading
Removing hair from your balls can be extremely difficult. The wrinkly skin and curly, wiry hairs make it a task no woman would ever attempt, although I think I saw that in a movie once.
As a man, I have noticed through independent research of other men that pubic hair styling is a common trend. Very rarely will you see a man who lets his crotch fur grow all out; most guys will shave, or at least trim those curlys. Continue reading
Talking is a skill that I have been working on for as long as I can remember. My parents say that as a child I was labeled as a “screamer”. I had a girlfriend in university who was also labeled a “screamer”, but this was for a different reason entirely.
Rachel-Ann, we only met very briefly, as you were busy tending to at least a dozen tables because this particular restaurant rarely has enough staff on hand for sunday morning rushes of the hung over that will inevitably be crowding the eatery, but I noticed something very special about you. Continue reading
My cousin is in the porn industry. This is no secret. Well, maybe it’s a secret to a few family members, as my grandma doesn’t really need to know. Continue reading
It is unlikely that you will be able to bring a woman when you go camping, as they are not something that you can easily fit into a duffel bag. Women also have very little interest in camping, as it is generally unsanitary, and involves a fair amount of nudity. Continue reading
Continuing from Part 1, camping is an exercise in survival. You must find ways to survive with limited materials that you bring with you, and supplementing your supplies with other items you can find in the camp area. You will … Continue reading