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Incredible Celebrity Encounter – Part 3 – Interview Conclusion

Posted on February 25, 2011 by dongtacular

Ivan Reitman (catch up on Part 1, if you are confused as to why he’s here) hobbled back inside my place 4 minutes later, reeking of intoxicants (also, peruse Part 2 if you still have no idea what is happening).  His bloodied … Continue reading →

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Incredible Celebrity Encounter – Part 2 – Interview with Ivan Reitman

Posted on February 17, 2011 by dongtacular

47.5 hours later (read Part 1 if you haven’t already), I was waiting in my humble abode for Ivan Reitman to arrive for our scheduled interview.  I had cleaned up the place a bit, which actually involved hiding nearly everything I … Continue reading →

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Incredible Celebrity Encounter – Part 1

Posted on February 13, 2011 by dongtacular

Ever since I started blogging, I have become a bit of a celebrity.  I get many opportunities to meet with powerful people, and attend outrageous celebrity parties.  After one such party (don’t worry, I survived), I was approached by an … Continue reading →

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An Enchanted Unicorn…

Posted on February 3, 2011 by dongtacular

What does Enchanted Unicorn make you think of?  A mystical, fantastical animal with mysterious powers, that only exists in works of fiction, and was likely inspired by our ancestors discovering narwhal tusks? Unicorns have a special place on the internet. Geeks … Continue reading →

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The Man Who Did Not Eat Sandwiches

Posted on January 13, 2011 by dongtacular

I met an interesting man over the holidays.  This man had an aversion to sandwiches.  He would not consume any edibles inserted between bread products.  This meant no conventional sandwiches (using sliced bread), no submarine sandwiches, no deli-style sandwiches, no … Continue reading →

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How Many Times Can I Fall In Love Today?

Posted on December 30, 2010 by dongtacular

Many times, apparently.  Not just today either, nearly every day for the last few years.  Is it that I’m a romantic (I certainly hope not), or could it be that I’m so desperately lonely, I try to love every woman I come into … Continue reading →

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When You Are Forced to Suck Someone’s Face

Posted on December 5, 2010 by dongtacular

Kissing someone is usually a magical moment; your heart beats madly within your chest with anticipation, you near the recipient and can feel their warm breath on your chin, your lips quiver as you begin to mash your face into … Continue reading →

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How to Become Internet Famous – Part 2: Create a Meme!

Posted on November 23, 2010 by dongtacular

Picking up where I left off in Part 1, I have chosen to become ridiculously famous on the internet by creating a meme.  Through the use of Meme Generator, I will make an original, and hopefully hilarious image meme that … Continue reading →

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Consoling a Friend After a Break-Up, As A Man

Posted on October 29, 2010 by dongtacular

Your college sweetheart left you for a predentistry major, but that doesn’t mean we all have to suffer.  Everyone goes through bad break-ups, and everyone recovers.  The trick to a speedy turn around is having friends who will support you, … Continue reading →

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Sharing a Poncho

Posted on October 8, 2010 by dongtacular

Sharing a poncho is one of those intimate activities that you would be glad to do with any woman who tickles your fancy. And no, I’m not referring to a condom when I say poncho, nor am I speaking of vaginal intercourse when I say sharing. Although that is a pretty good euphemism, might have to use that in a future post. Continue reading →

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