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Category Archives: Finding Women
How Many Times Can I Fall In Love Today?
Many times, apparently. Not just today either, nearly every day for the last few years. Is it that I’m a romantic (I certainly hope not), or could it be that I’m so desperately lonely, I try to love every woman I come into … Continue reading
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Tagged attraction, dating, fall in like, fall in love, fratire, humor, like, love, personality, satire, women
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Adoring Women’s Thighs, As a Man
The gams! Zowie! When I think gams, I usually am referring to the thighs, but in common usage it appears that gams applies to legs in general. Although you don’t normally see the entire bare gam on a daily basis, you can still appreciate a great pair-a-gams when you spot them. Continue reading
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Tagged adoring, Bollywood thighs, comedy, finding women, fratire, funny, gam, gams, Hollywood thighs, hot, humor, leg, legs, mellow thighed chick, men, milky, miscellaneous, random, random thoughts, randomness, satire, sexy, the gams, thigh, thighs, women, zowie
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Naomi Campbell Does Not Wear Panties During the Summertime
Naomi Campbell, British fashion model and physically-abusive snap-show, does not wear panties during the summertime. This is a well documented fact. She probably doesn’t wear underwear on warmer days during the winter, but this has never been scientifically proven. Continue reading
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Tagged assault, camera, cell phone, cell phone camera, cocaine, comedy, crotch, fratire, funny, humor, Naomi Campbell, panties, pictures, pubic, random, randomness, satire, vagina, violence, women
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She Should Pontificate More
She should pontificate more. She’s terrific. I kind of like it when a woman talks down to me, making me feel inferior. It’s not that I like to be dominated, but I enjoy a woman who has strong opinions and can stand up for what she believes in. Continue reading
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Tagged arousal, authority figure, comedy, conversation, conversations, debate, fratire, funny, humor, men, opinion, opinionated, random, randomness, satire, superiors, talk, talking, verbal, women
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I miss you, Mildred!
I do really miss you. It’s difficult for me to say, none of the other women I have met lately don’t measure up to you. Yes, they are either too young, or too pregnant, but still, you are a much more … Continue reading
Pubic hair styles for Men – Part 2
Removing hair from your balls can be extremely difficult. The wrinkly skin and curly, wiry hairs make it a task no woman would ever attempt, although I think I saw that in a movie once.
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Pubic hair styles for Men – Part 1
As a man, I have noticed through independent research of other men that pubic hair styling is a common trend. Very rarely will you see a man who lets his crotch fur grow all out; most guys will shave, or at least trim those curlys. Continue reading
