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Category Archives: Being a Man
When You Are Forced to Suck Someone’s Face
Kissing someone is usually a magical moment; your heart beats madly within your chest with anticipation, you near the recipient and can feel their warm breath on your chin, your lips quiver as you begin to mash your face into … Continue reading
Posted in Being a Man
Tagged fratire, Hanna, humor, kiss, kissing, musicals, satire, stage kiss, sucking face, theatre, women
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How to Become Internet Famous – Part 2: Create a Meme!
Picking up where I left off in Part 1, I have chosen to become ridiculously famous on the internet by creating a meme. Through the use of Meme Generator, I will make an original, and hopefully hilarious image meme that … Continue reading
Posted in Being a Man, Semi-Serious
Tagged Die Hard, famous, fratire, funny, humor, internet, John McClane, meme, Meme Generator, memes, Phil Collins, quotes, satire
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How to Become Internet Famous – Part 1
Everyone wants to be famous. And what is the best way to become famous, if you are poor, ugly, and talentless? The internet. The internet is a land of opportunity for anyone who wants to have their opinion heard, who … Continue reading
Posted in Being a Man, Semi-Serious
Tagged boxxy, facebook, famous, humor, internet, meme, memes, satire, twitter, website, websites, youtube
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Consoling a Friend After a Break-Up, As A Man
Your college sweetheart left you for a predentistry major, but that doesn’t mean we all have to suffer. Everyone goes through bad break-ups, and everyone recovers. The trick to a speedy turn around is having friends who will support you, … Continue reading
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Tagged beer, break up, break ups, consoling, drinking, drunk, fratire, friends, humor, men, predentistry major, satire, women
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Adoring Women’s Thighs, As a Man
The gams! Zowie! When I think gams, I usually am referring to the thighs, but in common usage it appears that gams applies to legs in general. Although you don’t normally see the entire bare gam on a daily basis, you can still appreciate a great pair-a-gams when you spot them. Continue reading
Posted in Being a Man, Finding Women
Tagged adoring, Bollywood thighs, comedy, finding women, fratire, funny, gam, gams, Hollywood thighs, hot, humor, leg, legs, mellow thighed chick, men, milky, miscellaneous, random, random thoughts, randomness, satire, sexy, the gams, thigh, thighs, women, zowie
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She Should Pontificate More
She should pontificate more. She’s terrific. I kind of like it when a woman talks down to me, making me feel inferior. It’s not that I like to be dominated, but I enjoy a woman who has strong opinions and can stand up for what she believes in. Continue reading
Posted in Being a Man, Finding Women
Tagged arousal, authority figure, comedy, conversation, conversations, debate, fratire, funny, humor, men, opinion, opinionated, random, randomness, satire, superiors, talk, talking, verbal, women
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Can busty female models sell t-shirts to men?
When I see attractive, chesty women featured in ads for t-shirt websites, I occasionally click on them. Yes, I enjoy boobies, and yes, I fantasize about seeing these girls naked. But I still respect them as models, and support them by clicking through to whatever website they are promoting. Continue reading
Posted in Being a Man, Semi-Serious
Tagged boobies, boobs, breasts, bust, busty, chest, chest-puppies, chesty, comedy, female, female models, fratire, funny, humor, man, men, model, models, naked, satire, shirt, snorg tees, snorgtees, snorgtees.com, t shirt, tit, tits, women
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